“Getting pissed wouldn't fix it. Damn it.”

“Damn it," he sighed. "How will I ever get out of this Labyrinth!”

“That's what I realized: if I did get her back somehow, she wouldn't fill the hole that losing her created.”

“Because personally I think mattering is a piss-poor idea. I just want to fly under the radar, because when you start to make yourself into a big deal, that’s when you get shot down. The bigger a deal you are, the worse your life is.”

“Ya think you's walkin' on water, but turns out you just got piss in your shoes.”

“But I could always tell in her eyes if she got really pissed at me, and her eyes were still pretty smiley”

“I'm Chip Martin," he announced in a deep voice, the voice of a radio deejay. Before I could respond, he added, "I'd shake your hand, but I think you should hold on damn tight to that towel till you can get some clothes on.”