“Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds.”

“Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis.”

“But once that string gets cut, kid, you can't uncut it. Do you get what I'm saying?”

“People always get used to beauty, though.”“I haven’t gotten used to you just yet,”

“I have this thing that keeps me from being interested in prom dresses, it's called a penis.”

“And people are moody, dude. You gotta get used to living with people.”

“You're so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.”