“I don't think God gives a shit if we have a dog or if a woman wears shorts. I think He gives a shit whether you're a good person.”

“Ask me if I give a shit.”

“You don't give a shit if people like you.”

“The significance of the rose? I thought. Who gives a shit? What's the significance of the white tulips? That was a question worth answering.”

“I am never going to get better at being a good person. I am always going to be the blood and shit of things.”

“I thought of my dad telling me that the universe wants to be noticed but what we want is to be noticed by the universe, to have the universe give a shit what happens to us- not the collective idea of sentient life but each of us as individuals.”

“I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.”