“I mean, I am pretty fabulous. Am I not?''You're a pillar of fabulosity in the community,' I tell him.”

“I am pretty unextraordinary, ~ Hazel Grace Lancaster.”

“We are literally in the heart of Jesus," he said. "I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally in the heart of Jesus.""Someone should tell Jesus," I said. "I mean, it's gotta be dangerous, storing children with cancer in your heart.""I would tell Him myself," Augustus said, "but unfortunately I am literally stuck inside of His heart, so He won't be able to hear me.”

“My love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity, ~ Hazel Lancaster.”

“I thought: This is not good. I though: I am not bad at kissing. Not at bad at all. I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the history of the universe.”

“I didn't tell him that the diagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You're a woman. Now die.”

“I want to minimize the deaths I am responsible for.”