“I stood under the awning for a moment, but finally I decided that being in a bad mood with your friends beats being in a bad mood without them.”

“being in a bad mood with your friends beats being in a bad mood without them.”

“God bless mood equalizers. and all moods are created equal. i am the fucking civil rights movement of moods”

“People, I thought, wanted security. They couldn't bear the idea of death being a big black nothing, couldn't bear the thought of their loved ones not existing, and couldn't even imagine themselves not existing. I finally decided that people believed in an afterlife because they couldn't bear not to.”

“I would argue that stupidity is born out of bad reading, bad teaching and bad thinking!”

“I thought: This is not good. I though: I am not bad at kissing. Not at bad at all. I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the history of the universe.”

“Being in a relationship, that's something you choose. Being friends, that's just something you are. [But] I do pick you. We've been friends too long to pick, but if we could pick, I'd pick you.”