“I was thinking about this tonight, actually, that maybe I want strangers to think I'm cool since people who actually know me don't.”
“Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.”
“Only someone you know is going to assume you know them by saying 'it's me.' It's strangers who use names, since they know you don't know who they are."I'm terrified to think that that almost made sense.”
“I like to think when I'm writing about God I'm actually worshiping Him.”
“Here's your first problem," he said, pointing at a sentence. "'Religion is the opium of the people.' Well, I don't know about people, but I think you'll find that the opium of pirates is actual opium.”
“I think beauty comes from actually knowing who you are. That's real beauty to me.”