“I'm not asexual. I'm arelationshipal.”
“I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects.”
“...what John likes best are the small and undramatic moments that make for a kind of easy comfort, for a feeling of being grounded in arelationship.”
“Book: Ten Steps to Asexuality and Financial Freedom, by Lonely Path”
“I make believe like asexuals make love—alone, with cardboard tubes.”
“I want to write a story about an asexual unicycle who refuses to let a unicorn ride it.”