“I'm not interested in dating a girl I'm not gonna marry”

“Interesting capitalisation," I said."Yeah. I'm a big believer in random capitalisation.The rules of capitalisation are so unfair to words in the middle.”

“Interesting capitalization,' I said.'Yeah. I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle.”

“The venn diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.”

“dated when we were sophomores and we've been hooking up occasionally ever since. But we came out here and I was going to end it." she just said it's over, okay? So that's it. It's over. I'm not cheating.”

“I'm not asexual. I'm arelationshipal.”

“I'm not saying it was your fault. I'm saying it wasn't nice.”