“It took me a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mints and forty minutes to get over that boy.”
“.. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack." Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet”
“Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.”
“I want you to take a sleeve of Thin Mints and line them up on the edge of the kitchen counter and when I'm hungry I can just bend over and sweep a cookie into my mouth like I'm scoring a goal in hockey.”
“I drove 30 miles to buy some breath mints before I realized I had some already in my pocket. Then it took me another 30 minutes to figure out they weren’t breath mints at all—they were aspirins.”
“Darlin’, I wasn’t just a Boy Scout, I was an Eagle Scout.”