“It's embarrassing that we all just walk through life blindly accepting that scrambled eggs are fundamentally associated with mornings.”

“Put all your eggs in one basket... the handle's going to break. Then all you've got is scrambled eggs.”

“The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambled eggs that only a book can provide.”

“Sometimes life is a feast with eggs Benedict & hollandaise sauce, waffles & strawberries, sausage links & hashed brown potatoes. And sometimes life is scrambled eggs. In the end, your stomach gets full all the same. And years from now, you may not remember exactly what you ate.”

“In the world according to the positivist, the inspiring thing about scrambled eggs is that any way you turn them they're sunny side up. In the world according to the existentialist, the hopeless thing about scrambled eggs is that any way you turn them they're scrambled.”

“Like eggs, I’m scrambling to get ahead in this economic depression.”