“Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.”

“When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.”

“Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.”

“Chuck Norris would totally hit that.”

“Uschi Glas ist der Chuck Norris des Spießbürgers”

“I had a dream I took the form of Chuck Norris and kicked your ass. Then I impregnated you from across the room.”

“What was that action? (Aimee)Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)”