“Our fearlessness shall be our secret weapon.”

“Mr. Schoenbrun, we have a secret weapon ... don't smile when I tell you this. Our secret weapon is nationalism. To have nationhood, which is a sign of maturity, is greater than any weapons in the world.”

“Worry is the secret weapon perpetrated upon us by the dark forces of the world that lurk in the shape of fear, uncertainty, confusion, and loss.We, on the other hand, have our own secret weapon against these incorporeal fiends.It is laughter.”

“We know the secret of the world is profound, but who or what shall be our interpreter, we know not.”

“Charity is the secret weapon Jesus Christ places in our hands, the only thing that can assure us of victory.The first on to use it will win.”

“We now play a permanent game of I-am-crazier-and-scarier-than-you. And in that game, my mother is our secret weapon.”