“Qualities of a Good Nurse: Go," I said. "1.Doesn't put on your disabilities," Isaac said. "2.Gets blood on the first try." I said. "Seriosly, that is huge. I mean is this my freaking arm or a dartboard? 3.No condenscending voice.”

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