“Shh. Shh. This is getting awesome."-Augustus”

“The only one I'd like to talk about Augustus Waters' death is Augustus Waters.”

“The only person I really wanted to talk to about Augustus Water's death with was Augustus Waters.”

“Augustus: “You probably need some rest.”Me: “I’m okay.”Augustus: “Okay.” (Pause.) “What are you thinking about?”Me: “You.”Augustus: “What about me?”Me: “‘I do not know which to prefer, / The beauty of inflections / Or the beauty of innuendos, / The blackbird whistling / Or just after.’”Augustus: “God, you are sexy.”Me: “We could go to your room.”Augustus: “I’ve heard worse ideas.”

“Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.”

“I do, Augustus. I do.”

“You used to call me Augustus.”