“Thank luck and DNA.”

“Thank you for wearing that dress which is like whoa.”

“Thanks for not trying to see me when I looked like hell.”“To be fair, you still look pretty bad.”

“My love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity, ~ Hazel Lancaster.”

“Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an intellectual giant like yourself would deign to operate on me.”

“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!”

“I nudged my head into his shoulder. "Thanks for offering to come over.""you realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you," he said."i guess?" i said."all efforts to save me from you will fail," he said.”