“The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.”

“As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.”

“Ben's tongue is like sunscreen...It's good for your health and should be applied liberally.”

“Tiny Cooper is splayed out across the thin carpet, using his backpack as a pillow. He’s wearing skinny jeans, which look very much like denim sausage casings.”

“That was part of her, and you used to know it. It's like now you only care about the Alaska you made up.”

“It's like she thinks my job is to please her, and that should be my dearest wish, and when I don't please her - I get shut out.”

“Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.”