“The worse the haircut, the better the man.”

“Something about me has always liked the drama and inconvience of bad weather. The worse the better, really.”

“I could be worse, you know.""How?" I asked, teasing. "I mean, I have a work of calligraphy over my toilet that reads, 'Bathe yourself in the comfort of God's words,' Hazel. I could be way worse.""Sounds unsanitary," I said.”

“Hitler is the rare individual who really did make history - specifically he made it worse.”

“But we can't know better until knowing better is useless.”

“we cant know better until knowing better is useless.”

“The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.”