“There is always the risk: something is good and good and good and good, then all at once it gets awkward.”

“Do the thing you're good at. Not many people are lucky enough to be so good at something.”

“I am never going to get better at being a good person. I am always going to be the blood and shit of things.”

“I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.”

“Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.”

“There's no way of knowing that your last good day is Your Last Good Day. At the time, it is just another good day.”

“Because as good as kissing feels, nothing feels as good as the anticipation of it.”