“When a guy and a girl get together, he puts his thing where she urinates and gets her period”

“Your best days are ahead of you. The movie starts when the guy gets sober and puts his life back together; it doesn't end there.”

“Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle.”

“When a girl cries over a guy,she really loves him.when a guy cries over a girl ,he will never love another girl like her.”

“Guys don't get romantically involved.""What do they get?""Involved, period.”

“She wanted to say something smart and kind, put together some combination of words to reach him where he'd reached her with his. But the thing was, there was more courage in these revelations of his than she had ever shown anyone, and in a world that was full of taking and cruelty, he was fucking breaking her heart with what he was giving her.”