“You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!”
“Terrorist', noun: 1. Someone my government tells me is a terrorist; 2. Someone my President decides to kill.”
“Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.Jeff Dunham: Who's there?Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you!”
“America has an internal enemy more deadly than any terrorist -- it's called ignorance.”
“You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.”
“I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive.”