“Four rehabs meant a fifth was somewhere down the road.”
“Don't you know that four fifths of all our troubles in this life would disappear if we would just sit down and keep still?”
“For four fifths of our history our planet was populated by pond scum.”
“Paris, a city of gaieties and pleasures, where four-fifths of the inhabitants die of grief.”
“By the fifth 'I'm sorry' for the same cause, it's better to just say, I meant to do it.”
“Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses -because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”