“You advised him not to get a lawyer, giving as one of your reasons the opinion that lawyers are a pain in the ass. Gentlemen, the pain is here.-Reggie Love”
“Resolve to be honest at all events; and if in your own judgment you cannot be an honest lawyer, resolve to be honest without being a lawyer”
“We are all honorable men here, we do not have to give each other assurances as if we were lawyers.”
“99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.”
“Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.”
“You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?”