“I wanted to be a Bride of Christ but I guess now I'm a young divorcee.”
“She's everything I wanted when I was young and everything I distrust now that I'm not.”
“I'm Jesus Christ, whether you want to accept it or not, I don't care.”
“When I was young, the old regarded me as an outrageous young fellow, and now that I'm old the young regard me as an outrageous old fellow.”
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life, now that I'm old - I know it is!”
“I'm missing the bride gene. I should be put in a test tube and studied.”