“Life lesson 1, never tell a woman she's fat.”
“Life lesson 2, Never tell a woman that those pants make her butt look big.”
“New York lesson 1 - never look lost. Lesson 2 - forget hallowed silences. It's the right of all Americans to talk at the tops of their voices.”
“A woman never tells you why she loves; she just tells you how she loves.”
“1. Never tell everything at once.”
“Three life lessons:1.No one will see you.2.No one will say anything.3.No one will save you.”