“Life lesson 2, Never tell a woman that those pants make her butt look big.”

“Life lesson 1, never tell a woman she's fat.”

“DOES THIS STRAITJACKET MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?”

“New York lesson 1 - never look lost. Lesson 2 - forget hallowed silences. It's the right of all Americans to talk at the tops of their voices.”

“The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.”

“Brother I've been right where you are now And my heart was broke Cause I never spoke Those healing words out loudBut I've learned my lesson well And now every night Before I close my eyes I look at my woman and I ask myself did you Tell her that you love her Tell her that you need her Tell her that you want her to stay Reassure her with a kiss She may never know unless you Show her what your feeling Tell her you're believing Even though it's hard to say 'Cause she needs to know you're thinking of her So open up and tell her that you love her”