“Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?”

“A slice of cake never made anyone fat. You don't eat the whole cake. You don't eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that's safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what is served on the happiest days of your life.”

“Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?”

“I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it.But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it?Frame it?Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?”

“‎'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted....'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!”

“Yes, you may have your cake and eat it too. I will only take the rest of the world along with all the other cakes in it, thank you!”