“A truly happy woman drives some men and almost every other woman absolutely crazy”

“Men, some to business take, some to pleasure take; but every woman is at heart a rake”

“Inside every woman, is a crazy girl. And we all know what I'm talking about. That part of you that is entangled with insecurities, fears, and absolute insanity! The art of femininity lies in the molding, pounding, and defeating of that crazy girl on a daily basis! Look at any woman, and you're looking at a woman fighting a daily battle, wielding her weapons in war, every day! I have said it before and I'll say it again: it is never easy being a woman! And if we could only pound that crazy, insecure girl out of ourselves, it would make such the difference!”

“Mr. Wickham was the happy man towards whom almost every female eye was turned, and Elizabeth was the happy woman by whom he finally seated himself”

“To be a woman is a great adventure;To drive men mad is a heroic thing.”

“Happiness of every woman, is wrept around man.”