“I'll tell you what's wrong with dumb-shit patriotism--it's delusional! It signifies nothing but the American need to win”
“What Patriot wrote that shit?”
“Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?'That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it.”
“There are ten rules of business that you need to know... You have to play to win, but you need to win to play... I'll give you the other nine after lunch.”
“It's time for Americans to vote "Patriotic" ~ Smart really isn't working for us.”
“It's easy to win forgiveness for being wrong; being right is what gets you into real trouble.”