“Life is an X-rated soap opera.”
“Celestials is a soapy space opera. Perhaps a spacey soap opera.”
“Baseball is a soap opera that lends itself to probabilistic thinking. [Dick Cramer]”
“Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.”
“With flowers the sex is up-front and x-rated.”
“I knew it, I just knew it! The person who had the job of writing my life's dialogue used to work on a very low budget soap opera.”