“She's like the Pied Piper of Manhattan--with road rage." - Madhattan Mystery”
“In Chinese, the character for danger is the same one for opportunity." -- Kim Ling Levine in Madhattan Mystery”
“Damn his lying kises and magic fingers, too! He'd strummed her like the sweetest guitar, and, fool that she was, she'd followed his Pied Piper's tune!”
“Guess what hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia means? Fear of long words. Isn't that the coolest?" - Kevin McGill in Madhattan Mystery”
“He couldn't concentrate on anything while her incredible bottom led him up those stairs like the Pied Piper of tempting asses.”
“Dang! Look at that RAINBOW!" Piper shouted, accidently spewing bits of apple pie from her overstuffed mouth. All quickly turned and saw......exactly what Piper claimed, a rainbow.”