“Go dangle your withered parts over the toilet!' Ignatius screamed savagely.”
“There's nothing special about losing your virginity over a toilet.”
“My your balls wither away and you develop and allergy to Viagra and all it's counter-parts(Sophie to Royd)”
“Without hope, love dies and parts of you wither.”
“Dress kinda tough-like ‘ya, I can handle toilets.’ Dress with authority over a toilet.”
“Tell me Ignatius B., who has broken your heart and left you so angry?”