“I want that Easter Ham. Where's my Thanksgiving Turkey?" Miss Trixie snarled”

“Ignatius, what's all this trash on the floor?""That is my worldview that you see. It still must be incorporated into a whole, so be careful where you step.”

“I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.”

“...When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occassional cheese dip.”

“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”

“Do you think that I want to live in a communal society with people like that Battaglia acquaintance of yours, sweeping streets and breaking up rocks or whatever it is people are always doing in those blighted countries? What I want is a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry and to cultivate a Rich Inner Life.”

“Stop!' I cried imploringly to my god-like mind.”