“The first person who says anything unpleasant will get a swift kick in the ass. ”

“I’m exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I’ll kick anyone’s ass who says otherwise.”

“None of us are going to deny what other people are doing. If saying bullshit is somebody's thing, then he says bullshit. If somebody is an ass-kicker, then that's what he's going to do on this trip, kick asses. He's going to do it right out front and nobody is going to have anything to get pissed off about. He can just say, 'I'm sorry I kicked you in the ass, but I'm not sorry I'm an ass-kicker. That's what I do, I kick people in the ass.' Everybody is going to be what they are, and whatever they are, there's not going to be anything to apologize about. What we are, we're going to wail with on this whole trip.”

“IF U WANT TO KICK THE TIGER ASS BECAREFULL OF HIS TEETH FIRST.”

“You have a real talent for getting your ass kicked.”

“Max Guevara: Girls kick ass; says so on a t-shirt.”