“It’s as if people used the invention”
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays.”
“I used to murder people for money, but these days it’s more of a survival technique.”
“Invention leads to discovery.clothing is something that we invented so that in span of time we could discover it was of no use.”
“There are many good inventions on earth, some useful, some pleasing: for their sake, the earth is to be loved. And there is such a variety of well-invented things that the earth is like the breasts of a woman: useful as well as pleasing.”