“of seatbelts as an opportunity to take up drunk-driving.”
“We did not say: Don't drive. You're drunk.”
“Friends don't let friends drive drunk.""Are you trying to appeal to my conscience?""How can you turn down a once-in-a-lifetime chance to drive the 'Stang?""How about you sell me the 'Stang for thirty dollars? I can even pay cash.""Drunk, but not that drunk, Grey.”
“Never give up because, if an opportunity arises, you have to be ready to take it.”
“I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"-America”
“I can fly a plane, but I can’t fly a planet. Not without a seatbelt the size of the equator. The way I eat @McDonalds, I may need a seatbelt that fat.”