“Fortunately...or unfortunately...through years of neglect I'm actually as skinny as an anorexic broomstick.”
“My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull”
“Actually, I am a failed anorexic. I have anorexic thinking, but I can't seem to muster the behavoir”
“It's an unfortunate fact that I'm easily discouraged. But the fortunate truth is I'm stubborn as hell and near impossible to sway in my resolve.”
“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left her office, but a manwich.”
“Sometimes, even in the most unfortunate of lives, there will occur a moment or two of good fortune.”