“Yes there are psychos out there but not as many as you think. Paedos make the news because what they do is disgusting. The millions, billions or whatever it is, of men who aren't paedos don't make the news.”
“If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.”
“If the good news from cyberspace is that we're writing more, the bad news is that most of us aren't very good at it. Our words don't do justice to our ideas.”
“The bad news is we don't have any control.The good news is we can't make any mistakes.”
“If you see lots of shark attacks in the news, you think, 'Gosh, sharks are out of control.' What you should think is 'Gosh, the news loves to cover shark attacks.”
“The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do. ”