“Everyone who is not happy must be shot.”
“If everyone who had a gun just shot themselves, there wouldn't be a problem.”
“Those who meet Jesus always experience either joy or its opposites, either foretastes of Heaven or foretastes of Hell. Not everyone who meets Jesus is pleased, and not everyone is happy, but everyone is shocked.”
“Real happiness, in politics, is a wide-open hammer shot on some poor bastard who knows he's been trapped, but can't flee.”
“You may not need to get comfortable with achievements, success is the lifestyle for everyone who wants to be happy.”
“The one who would be constant in happiness must frequently change.”