“Smiley was soaked to the skin and God as a punishment had removed all taxis from the face of London.”
“Yellow circles are friendly. Especially smiley faces.”
“If you want to find a Granfalloon, remove the skin from a toy balloon.”
“If anything or anyone removes peace from you or inflicts confusion and judgment on you, this thing or person is not of God regardless of whether or not that person or thing has wrapped itself/himself in the wrapping paper with God's face printed all over it. Don't stop believing in God but stop believing in that person, in that thing. The wrapping paper with God's face stamped all over it isn't really God.”
“Gratitude paints little smiley faces on everything it touches.”
“Of all the hardships a person had to face, none was more punishing than the simple act of waiting.”