“Latins for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid. ”
“So, if consumers are like roaches, then marketers must forever be dreaming up new concoctions for industrial-strength Raid.”
“Who says we need the walls back up? You're roaches, we're Raid. We'll get rid of you eventually.”
“I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans.”
“It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.”
“If you want to live like a Republican, vote like a Democrat.”