“It's weird not to be weird.”
“That's pretty weird—and when I say something's weird, you know it's serious.”
“You're making it sound like it's more dangerous to have a slightly weird family, than a totally weird family.”
“I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.”
“Everybody's weird, fundamentally everybody is a snap. Sometimes it's a sexual thing and sometimes it's a different kind of weirdness, but one way or another everybody's nuts.”
“It's easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.”