“No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dickyIs gonna mother hubbard soft soap meWith just a pocketful of soap.”
“My mother had soft hands that smelled like soap, and a smile like the first bit of sunlight creeping over a trimmed lawn.”
“I intend to stay on her like hair on soap.”
“All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.”
“If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?”
“I love hotel soaps. For some reason, I always believe those little soaps will bring me luck. So far, they have only brought me soap.”