“Those of you in the cheaper seats can clap your hands, and those of you in the balcony can just rattle your jewelry.”
“For those of you in the cheap seats I'd like ya to clap your hands to this one; the rest of you can just rattle your jewelry!”
“If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;If you can meet with Triumph and DisasterAnd treat those two impostors just the same;”
“I'm going to eviscerate you and leave your organs on a pike in the yard as a warning to those who wear large jewelry.”
“In some circles, admitting you love Top 40 radio is tantamount to bragging you gave your grandmother the clap, in church, in the front row at your aunt's funeral, but those are the circles I avoid like the plague or, for that matter, the clap.”
“Don't place your dreams in the hands of those whom can destroy them.”