“You can manicure a cat but can you caticure a man?”
“Man who hates cats is insecure, but a man who likes them is one worth keeping. If he can appreciate a cat, he can appreciate a strong, independent woman.”
“You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.”
“You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.”
“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.”
“I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance. ”