“You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.”
“The old man was cranky, bitter bastard, but it’s the thorn in your side that leaves the biggest hole.”
“I am a bastard, too. I love bastards! I am bastard begot, bastard instructed, bastard in mind, bastard in valor, in everything illegitimate.”
“You may be a manipulative bastard sometimes, but you are our manipulative bastard.”
“You ever get the feeling the world's filling up with bastards? I do. What I want to know is what happens when all the bastards run out of people to crap on? What happens when all that's left in the world is bastards? . . . The golden rule. Screw unto others before they screw unto you.”
“I love you, Jude.” …“And that makes me the luckiest bastard in the world.”