“Even cannibals don't like to be called cannibals.”
“The god of the cannibals will be a cannibal, of the crusaders a crusader, and of the merchants a merchant.”
“Yes, cannibals. People are just cannibals unless they leave each other alone.”
“You know Dahmer was a cannibal. You think he was a zombie?”Tom smirked. “I’m no expert, but not all cannibals are zombies.”
“This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.”
“Love is when you suddenly wake up as a cannibal, and not just any old cannibal, or else wake up destined for devourment.”