“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
“-Who's that guy?-What guy?-The one I saw go up the stairs to your room with you.-Oh, that guy.”
“The guys were going down one road, and I was going down another.”
“So I knew this wasn't going to be one of those things where I liked a guy and then this awful girl liked him, and I got the guy because I was so wholesome and right and good. This was real life. In real life, I had to get a serious grip.”
“One of these days, you're going to fall in love with some guy, and you're not going to know what to do with yourself.”
“Because God took one look at Adam and said, 'Wow. This guy's going to need all the help he can get.' And here we are.”