“High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.”
“Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.”
“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.”
“It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack. The vampires' guard dogs.”
“it´s just...today has really sucked, and when you´re around stuff doesn´t seem so crappy - Will”
“Butterflies in your stomach. That was such a crappy metaphor. More like killer bees.”