“Garlic is the catsup of intellectuals.”
“Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll.”
“Garlic is as good as ten mothers.”
“What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.”
“Garlic is divine. Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.”
“He methodically basted the dark skin of the Alsatian, which he had stuffed with garlic and herbs."One rule in life", he murmured to himself. "If you can smell garlic, everything is all right".”