“Asking a working writer what he feels about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.”
“Asking a writer what he thinks about critics is like asking what a fire hydrant feels about dogs.”
“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs."[Time Magazine, October 31, 1977]”
“Don’t ask a writer what he’s working on. It’s like asking someone with cancer on the progress of his disease.”
“How you feel about marrying me?" he asked in my ear.”
“I don’t ask writers about their work habits. I really don’t care. Joyce Carol Oates says somewhere that when writers ask each other what time they start working and when they finish and how much time they take for lunch, they’re actually trying to find out, "Is he as crazy as I am?" I don’t need that question answered.”